One starting to think there's a conspiracy either against me, my user name, or where I'm from.

In the last month I've ordered from 5 vendors, four either 24 tracked or NDD, one standard 1st class.

Standard 1st class ordered Monday arrived Friday,
But it's the tracked ones that are arousing my suspicion.

After receiving late items out of curiosity I checked tacked number on it, 2 items weren't sent out till next day, arrived the day after with 24 hour tracking.
Another said it was sent, when i quiered two days later, they said it wasn't sent due to having not good stuff, even tho manifesto states 'when we say its sent its sent.
And today ordered 10am yesterday with1pm NDD it still in transit don't of the fact it wasn't posted until 1650 is the case.

Anyway the above is written mostly in jest 98% with 2% grumpy venting.

I've been sat here trying many different places to by Btc, most recommended on here but they all seem to require id verification somewhere along the line. I'm a noob so go easy on me please 😬
All I want to do is buy some with debit card with no messing about lol