Welcome back people,

He's been gone a while but comes back with a bang!

Loved the sound of the menu, but had to go cheaper as yeah UK cost of smoking crisis 😭

Paid for cheapest delivery, and with me within one working day!

Don't bank on that happening for you, so get NDD if running low (don't be like Apex clucking) 😂

The bud is as pictured, same hues and the buds are FUCKING DENSE!

Good size, don't weigh them, too old, cba and my eye is more accurate than your new fangled gizmos 🤦‍♂️

Fluffs up to legendary proportions, so the usual 2 is now 3 or 4 Js In the after dinner smoke.

Smell was strong, like crack the bag only a mm and your room will stink. you ain't hiding this baggy from your partner 😐

it's got that Skunk smell, you know clings to your clothes, let's your workmates know you blazed etc.

Nothing sweet for me in smell just creamy Skunk 🤤

Smoking it is VERY smooth, I chong with baccy as if I get too much weed in there it tickles and I choke...

however my usual 3-4 joints worth in one has none of this effect!!!

Definitely a familiarity to the flavour, probably the cookies aspect however not as cookie doughy as some others with this in the name.

It hits HARD, like I have insane tolerance but first pre dinner joint licked me down and had me wolf down a dinner in approx 2mins and 40 seconds, it was a big fucking plate too.

This second one is making me waffle out a smoke report like a man who's just got se mutant writing gene injected up the rectum for maximum potency.

I feeling sharp (probably a mess) but my body is falling behind in time if that makes sense 🙄

as I get down to the second half, my eyes have halved in sized and I imagine I look like a hybrid of jabba the hutt and the Cheshire cat.

I'm still hungry too, well I wasn't and then I smoked this and thinking about a second cooked meal.

The burn is clean, the Ash is pure pastel light grey to white as it burns fading between the two. note: this was under phone white LED not my usual day time lighting.

the lengths I go to for my scientific smoke reports and my fellow biggas #weeb ❤️

Anyway, if your still with me or not got bored and started scrolling Hans menu..

Definitely gets my seal of approval, on par with Druids and my usual legendary vendors for those wanting a comparison.

i can only imagine what the more sexy named and pricey buds taste like 🤤🤤

enjoy people and thanks for reading

Apex 🤜

Update - so stoned, tripped over watering can and woke kid up 🤦‍♂️fml