when I die, I have instructed the executors of my will to cremate me
and convert my ashes into skeet discs.
Everybody will turn up in evening dress(women included)
and be issued a shotgun. For those unfamiliar, or afraid of firearms, battery fire will be allowed.
For those who can shoot, the winner gets the pick of whatever material goods I have left behind. At end of the shooting, the best champagne and food will be served.
and convert my ashes into skeet discs.
Everybody will turn up in evening dress(women included)
and be issued a shotgun. For those unfamiliar, or afraid of firearms, battery fire will be allowed.
For those who can shoot, the winner gets the pick of whatever material goods I have left behind. At end of the shooting, the best champagne and food will be served.
