Call in sick and then lean into it, worrying about it will send you through a loop.

Ohh man! 😂 poor you, what a mare!
I'm sorry, but I'm dining out on this wonderful anecdote for some time to come, haha. The way you ended the main post with - AND I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT! And then you didn't after all, and you had just turned into a dragon among a load of other screwy shizzle 😂😂🤣 absolutely brilliant 👏 💐

So glad this story ended well 😂

How many did you take?😳

😃 Man! I want to see "colours fucking and being fucked"! 😂
Sounds like you had a full on ego death..for lots of people that's the ultimate goal of tripping. Great that you're mind is so receptive to it. You are going to have a bloody BLAST when/if you plan and do a proper trip.

So glad you're OK, must have been scary. Please don't let it put you off. You would probably find one or two drops to be a very welcome addition to a working night 😜💥

SO glad you're feeling better , and that you still had an exciting time 🌺🌺🌺🧚‍♀️

WHOOA!!! 💥👾

Amaaaaazing!!.... You had an absolute blinder of an experience for your first pop at it! You should write it down so you don't forget it... Oh wait..😂 - I really did that, haha

My goodness, the bit about the dragons!!! Perfect. Beautiful..


"You know my private bits started to ache from these colour fucking orgasims ... felt like an orgasim but not full blown... do you get it?"

YES - I do! Every time. I heard someone describe the phenomena in a YouTube video only recently. he said - " it felt like my entire body was f**king itself", 😂
I once said to someone, while trying to describe it, that it felt like if you were to boil me down till there was virtually nothing left of me, there would just be crystals of raw sex left over 😂 Crystal sex, haha. I didn't know it was an actual thing.
I also turned into an animal once, on a laser focus full trip, and it has remained with me ever since. Seriously. Like its DNA was somehow fused with mine and always had been, but now I'm aware of it any time I think about it. Totally for real. For about six seconds all of a sudden my consciousness was 100% not MY consciousness.


It was so exciting to read this! You truly journeyed. I hope it stays with you for a long time and that you will do it again. You're clearly primed/predisposed to a extremely rich psychedelic experience. All of that on just 100 whatever they are's!

Thank you so much for sharing so candidly, that was such a treat 💛🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Call work you ain’t going in
Life lesson never take more than the recommended dose 👍

Hi NatUmo

That is around 100mg which is a tad under the deep dive dosage.

While this can be used recreationally it actually is much more than that, it is a gift from the Universe like shrooms and it cna be a very potent medicine amidst other things...

Glad that you're alright.

Now you know what Jim Morrison meant by "Break on through to the other side" or what Jimi Hendrix meant by "Are you experienced?" :-)

Cheers

"Now you know what Jim Morrison meant by "Break on through to the other side" or what Jimi Hendrix meant by "Are you experienced?" :-)"


😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏 brilliant 💥💥💥💥👾👾👾🦖

Thanks Fifijane

I think this is what those songs are about...

There are a few others :-)

I meant micro-grams not milligrams! I should have stuck with the correct symbol µg

Hello friend, How many drops did you take of the Laser? We wish we could add an emergy number here to assist with these kinds of cases but allas this is why we give all the guidance we can and do say start with 1 drop on an off day. But then again we do believe that nothing is by chance and although you've now had a wild ride we do wonder if everything was "bad". We don't believe in "bad" trips as such just Tough experiences and they always happen to show us what is truly going on...what was the lesson..what keys were unlocked. Where did your mind get stuck...why was it uncomfortable and why couldn't you settle into the experience. Was it the break from this reality into the next? Have you considered that this reality could all be an illusion and so forth...For us the favourite part is the colours but you seem to dislike them? We wonder on afterthought now why that is? But yes this all lies in the question of how many drops of the laser you did?

Usually when our bodies respond with extreme use of bowels etc it is clearing us out to allow for the medicine to work in its full wonder. We cannot always process in our physical form what we are shown in the other realms...thats why with all psychelics there is a strict diet and regime to follow and yeah especially as you've been on nights and our bodies are very vulnerable when we don't rest properly it all contributed to the effect. We are confident though that if you only had one drop this would've never gone to this depth - this is the deep dive kind of stuff :-)

We are very interested in your experience with the dragons though and do wonder if there's some past life stuff that comes through - we don't believe that anything our imagination conjures up is by chance ;-)

Anyway we are happy to talk more depth with you if there's anything else you'd like to discuss just reach out or on here we are happy to have open discussions so we can all learn from this experience and learn how to navigate ourselves when psychedelic experiences get though. We are fully capable of getting ourselves through these times...its just at the time a case of mind over matter...never forget that and hope this helps :-)

Describe what “it” is that you want to stop.

Hey mate.

Plausible deniability. Don't own up to the package. Deny all knowledge of it. They've not the time or the inclination to look further into a package with a bit of weed in it.

They'll ask if it's yours, where it came from etc. They won't need entrance into your home either but if you don't want neighbours over hearing the conversation if you've got nothing to hide at home it won't make a difference if they enter. I seriously doubt they'll conduct a search from what I've seen others in your position have said.

They'll just give you a warning not to do it again. That's if it has been intercepted by Royal Mail. There's a lot of sticky fingers within Royal Mail!

Hope it sorts itself quickly. It's a lot of stress for something that shouldn't be illegal in the first place.

ULC

The criminal justice system relies almost entirely on people pleading guilty out of fear/pressure. Just deny it to the bitter end and make as much of a nuisance of yourself as possible (asking for police report records, specific details, copies of conversations etc) until they’ve spent more money pursuing it than they’ll get back in a fine and they’ll throw the case out. This is essentially what solicitors do cause enough trouble until it’s no longer worth the police time. This works for a lot of crimes and is always worth pursuing.

Brilliant thank you ULC that’s put my mind at rest & totally agree it shouldn’t be illegal in the 1st place.

You're more likely to get a letter than a knock unless it's large amounts or it's tied to someone they're investigating

Nah they don't write letters for small bits they eventually knock door. Maybe international mail. a letter occurs.

Amen

What was the quantity and does the seller have a history of good stealth? Like ULC says, plenty of sticky fingered posties have an inkling of what’s in zero weighted Jiffy bags these days and may have thieved it. RM just don’t need the hassle otherwise (it’s a no reward game) so unless it’s big and it stinks like (enter joke here) they won’t go there.
If it was big and it did stink and they do knock then you know nothing. At best: ‘some idiot friend somewhere might have sent it thinking they could use your address but you have no idea who or why or when’. Terribly sorry, terribly polite. They won’t want to enter unless it was a BIG order! A warning will ensue, leave it a while and only order very stealthy Henry’s in the future.
Worry not….🙏😇

Thanks Pollypuff was an oz & from my usual supplier who usually has excellent stealth. It was one of several peoples packages missing two weeks running so I think it is a sticky fingered postie rather than it’s seized but the worry is always there lol. Thanks again 🙏🙂

a run of packages is a stinker somewhere in the chain and it may not be the posties. your seller may have a new hire or who knows what operationally. the seller needs to make good on this regardless.

Same vote as yourself so fingers crossed

Hey,
I am late with the response, but i speak from experience.
I've been to police and courts because of sensitive packages arriving to my address.
It does suck when it happens. It also takes away any confidence in ordering again. I do not order from abroad anymore.
Luckily i live in a country where we have postal secrecy - only satan knows what is being transported by the postal trucks in this country (anything from human organs to most deadly drugs and weapons lol).

You got to remember that it is not a crime to receive a letter/package.
As long as you deny ever knowing about it or ordering it - you should be fine.
Don't leave too many tracks online when ordering.
And if they will offer to do a piss test (which at some point happened to me) - you have the full right to deny doing it. It makes no difference to the court and in fact it can be easily proved that such tests are basically self-incrimination.

Do not hesitate to ask if in doubt.
Cheers,
V.

p.s. By the way, ULC wrote a good post response to you.

I too have been down this route. Had to go to Police Station, denied all knowledge of it, used free-appointed lawyer. Very very scary, but in the end, investigation dropped....but it does mean I had to change my delivery address, which is a pain in the arse, as I can't risk it happening again.

How much was the intercepted package? Seems out of the ordinary to get as serious as getting a lawyer even if free involved. I know of somebody who almost certainly had a quart intercepted due to poor stealth but he just never got the package, never heard anything else.

I had 7g seized a few weeks ago due to poor stealth. I got a letter from the police pretty much advising don’t do it again.
Still the orders are dropping…

It’s why I strictly stick to vendors with a proven track record regarding stealth.

and who do you recommend

To stealth is Ghost town terps his stealth is super slick

I've not even seen him yet. Does he do live resin? Currently with Canadian Imports and can't complain at all.

He ghosted had some good stuff and then is gone, Ci is my go to aswell they are boss

I had several, from 7g up to an ounce.

was about 5g. Two cops at door. Package had been intercepted.

about 7g

I’m in the same boat! Deny all knowledge! Then they have to prove it was you.

And here's me worrying about a missing 1g of cheese in the post lol

I will send you a g what’s your adress hahahaahh 😉

Yeah okay haha
Really am missing that g of cheese though. Hell knows where it went

Postie sticky fingers most likly

I know it wasn't my post lady, she's lovely.
It either wasn't sent, got lost, or found out. Not sure. Hopefully seller Will reship

Mine was pinched by the posty, in that case you'll be fine.

I think that’s maybe what happened to mine

It happens there is many RM workers that smoke and if your aware of places like LB that ship smoke all day long through RM it’s bound to become known what packages has smoke and what don’t to a trained eye plus it’s the perfect crime nobody is gunna complain about there missing parcel when it’s packed with weed lol

If you don’t have it in your Possession they really can’t do much they can ask and you just say I have no idea what you are talking about it’s as easy as that happened to my pal up north they knocked gave a whole speech and he said i have no idea and they went on there way

Had a few knocks at door. 3-6 months down the line from royal mail specials being caught. It all depends on how the police deal with it. I had internal royal mails own polce force who turned up in a very very nice estate bmw and attire that looks more posher then ur usual plod.

they ask simple q's . - If it was ur name on the parcel might be harder to play dumb.

if it was big weight they may search but no one on this site should be selling weights.

with mine i was lucky i was dressed in shirt suit wear and just spoke politely. - Played dumb to it all and just by skill and some luck they left and asked where the best take away place was in this area. which also made me realis ethese police were not local and not normal police. which then lead me to finding out they have fib's or something. special internal royal mail police force with own cars and diff sorta hats.

if it's just smalll persy weed. They basically have to catch up on the file. Again it depends how badly they want to get you. They could get a search warrant They could even try follow you which has hapened to ppl in the past and then they get more evidence agaisnt them and take them to court. But yeh teh 2 times they just came to door. Asked if was mine. then asked if i knew person on the parcels name i used an alias. I denied all knowledge and they left and semed quite happy. This is why Specials and sigend for should not be used on any dark web market. but yet the lemming consumer fiends want to really put every one and themselves under attack by not managing their habits or life styles well waiting for last minute to get an order n pressuring the vendor to rush it out which gets caught. Bring back 1st class postage world wide. I sent personal weed to friend in india normal post landed 14 days later.. Its the ppl using the parcel system that fuckin it up. mainly the consumers which always mess things up to.

They send you a letter saying that they've intercepted and are keeping your drugs .
In civilised countries ,they don't hold the recipient accountable because it would be open to too much abuse.
In Japan it's another story.