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**FIRST ORDERS GOING OUT FIRST WEEK OF DECEMBER, FIRST 10 CUSTOMERS GET DOUBLE ORDER FOR PRICE OF ONE!

MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT ANYTHING MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU!

Freshly baked-to-order Gourmet Edibles made by a professional pastry chef! 👨‍🍳🍬

From cotton mouth to mouthwatering bliss—our potent treats satisfy every craving in every bite! 🤤

From our oven straight to your doorstep, you’ll swear the box is still warm!
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by Potent Pastries UK

Tell me what you want!!

Hey all, I'm a professional pastry chef and will be up and running the first week of December

Please tell me what you want to me to make!

Ps- I can take personal orders also if you want something unique made specifically for you!

+7.2

Revolut Help

Oh this is excellent Idea

Infused
Cinnamon Pastries
Cakes & Brownies.
Eclaires if Possible
Belgian Chocolate

Im a sucker for French Pastry as well .... So this is getting me quiet excited. Lol.

Im definitely looking forward to this.

Just a quick question - Vegan? Vegetarian? option as well - is it possible?

Potent Pastries UK

Mm these all sound so good haha, and yes! if you'd like I can make your specific order vegan if that's what you require!

What I'm going to do is take note of this and shoot you a message towards the end of the week and we'll get it sorted!

Think of me as your personal Canna-baker haha <3

+7.2

bigbiggy01

if can make cinnamon rolls like the folk in the good old usa il tell the leader at slimmimg world to do one and rip my card up 🤣

Potent Pastries UK

I can make the best cinnamon rolls!

+5.2

bigbiggy01

anythng cinnamon infused / bakewell slices ???

Potent Pastries UK

Bakewell slices sound so good! I'm going to do this!

As I'm a new vendor on LB, I'm giving my first 10 customers a double order for the price of one!

Stay posted!

Potent Pastries UK

Guys message me if you want anything specific made for you! I can make just about anything <3

+7.2

Emz2460

Without pointing out some obvious ones here can I just list what I would totally love to buy for my Christmas adult inner circle
Jack Daniels fudge
Christmas’s cake slices Battenberg or mini batternberg
Can you quote me for some puff pastrie mince pies please full spectrum
Loving this welcome to biggy x

+4.2

bigbiggy01

battenberg what a pick ❤️ mixed boxes of goodness maybe

Potent Pastries UK

Yes a mini christmas selection box is a great idea!

Mini bakewell slices, mince pies, mini battenberg, mini jack daniel cake slices

I will definitely be adding this to the menu! Stay tuned <3

+4.2

bigbiggy01

ur shop could be all year round gift that keeps giving i know id like a green birthday cake

Potent Pastries UK

Definitely!

+3.2

Emz2460

Instant order incoming
I’ve got other ideas for you
Bespoke orders for birthday cakes / hen do/ stag do cupcakes or muffins
Wedding favours ect ect
Huge gap in market for this imo

Potent Pastries UK

This is exactly what I'm going for!

I want you guys to see me as your personal canna-baker <3

For any custom orders just send me a message!

+2.2

Emz2460

Your going to do well

You will have a waiting list before you know it !

Potent Pastries UK

Thank you, hope to send something your way soon <3

+2.2

Emz2460

Also with polly here I’ve always found full spectrum edibles the best - these 600mg nerd ropes 🤔

Potent Pastries UK

Originally I was going to use RSO as it's a full spectrum extract, many people have told me they dislike the taste.

What I'm going to do is give customers the option between -RSO full spectrum OR -Premium Infused coconut oil <3

+2.2

pollypuff23

Wow!🤩💥🎅

Might sound obvious but for me it’s more about the quality of the THC and the infusion than the cake. I can buy a quality mince pie, lift the lid, drip in some distillate or FECO and in theory it’s job done!

What will you be using to make your pastries special amigo?

Potent Pastries UK

Hey there!

I ONLY use a specific ultra premium coconut oil with Medium-Chain Triglycerides, infused with top shelf shatter + premium bud.

"Medium-Chain Triglycerides" refers to the fat content in the coconut oil, the cannabinoids bind to the fat much better than regular coconut oil, it also gives much better absorption when consumed, giving you a lovely natural full body high and it won't make you feel drowsy the next day! <33

+2.2

Emz2460

Yay
Nice to see old school knowledge of how the body absorbs THC mixed with new abilities In what’s available to us !

Potent Pastries UK

We aren't called 'Potent' Pastries for no reason haha <3

+2.2

Emz2460

Keep it green does death cookies occasionally
I had to call in sick the next day as battered 😂

+1.2

pollypuff23

I had a ‘Lost Weekend’ on one of those- and not in a good way! 🫨

+1.2

pollypuff23

You know your stuff!🤓👍

+1.2

bigbiggy01

any rough idea on prices ? 👍🏻

Potent Pastries UK

Haven't quite calculated yet but will likely be around $20 for 200mg cherry Bakewell slices,

First 10 or so orders will get one for free anyway so I'll actually be losing money haha

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pollypuff23

Sorry to be a drag, but that’s probably the other issue for me. These things are generally overdosed imo. If a slice has 200mg in it, well my ideal dose on quality gear is 20mg. I’m going to be nibbling 1/10 of a slice which is pretty much pointless when it comes to enjoying the bakery- I might as well have a gummie.
But then you say you are open to custom orders so I’m excited to see what you put up👍👍

Potent Pastries UK

Yeah definitely, once i'm up and runnning i will have various items at different strengths and also always accepting custom orders

Something to mention im going to be making christmas selection boxes, 10 mini christmas themed bites, think puff pastry minced pies, battenberg, jaffa cake, rum cake ect ect